You have to start somewhere...

For number of years now my good friend Kathryn has been telling me I should be a blogger. I laugh it off and consider that she may have low standards for the hilarious and witty, though I admit I laugh at my own jokes, which is probably more of a sign of narcissism then it is of hilarity. No, just kidding, I am fucking hysterical. FINE, I give in, I'll be a blog star.

There will be loads of cussing, sex stuff, TMI, bitching, shit talking and a general smattering of misused grammar and poor sentence structure. So basically, me.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.